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10 Reasons...

June 6, 2009

This is an excerpt from an RSVP sent by the Eric Gunn Family. We felt it was worth sharing

Top 10 reasons those "other" olympics are lame compared to the Lawn Olympics

10. No jump house. (moonbounce)

9. It's somewhere different everytime, so directions are a bitch.

8. You can't just show up and compete.

7. Drug test drama queens.

6. Tickets the price of a small car for anything other than curling

5. mile long security lines

4. all those cheesy soft focus, profile pieces

3 . Can't manage anymore than once every four years, cmon!

2 . it only has one God

1. No shipyard!