Being the 12th Lawn Olympics, we found it fitting to step up our Captain count. And in true L.O. spirit we decided to go big! 12 CAPTAINS FOR 12 YEARS! Yes, our first Co-Captain field will take the reins for the 6 clans.

With this much competitive tension in one area, we are bound to see some fireworks. (god of fire?)

Here are your leaders... fear the tag team partners.

The Ringers

Hot Sake and Ginsu Girl

Razor sharp and ready to rumble, Hot Sake and Ginsu Girl look to shred the lesser Clans. (a.k.a. The Harkins)

The Yokels

Ortho and Wack-Off are ...The Weed

The Weed will infiltrate Lawn Olympics this year and spread choas and crab grass at every turn. Don't expect these two to rake up when they are done. (a.k.a. The Stepp-Smileys)

The Swingers

The Grave Diggers

The Grave Diggers play dirty and they're ready to put the competition six-feet under. (a.k.a. The Haugens)

The Wickets

Dangerous Dandy Andy and Cut Low Katie

Don't let Dangerous & Cut Low fool you, they're small but pack a punch. Their signature move, The A.F.V. Crotch Crunch, brings even the toughest opponent to tears. (a.k.a. The Clements)

The Pones

Toughened by War these heroes of the Covenent Conflict have taken their fight to L.O. Although guns were banned this years The Roughnecks plan to B-button their way to victory. (a.k.a. The Fergusons)

...and introducing the newest Clan

The Smarties

Salamone Demolition Crew

Determined to destroy all that stands in their way, this crew's performance will be explosive. (a.k.a. The Salamones)

Please join us in welcoming these individuals to an elite club of competitors and in thanking them for their spirit, their dedication and their service. Cheers to all, and good luck!

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