Sprung from the bowels of Hell comes the God of Fire. Long thought to be only a mythical creature, the God of Fire mysteriously appears once every year. For centuries it was thought that anyone who saw the mighty beast would be instantly enslaved, for his powers of persuasion are unparalleled.

Now a more peaceful and serene God of Fire sits on the High Council of the modern day Lawn Olympics. Overseeing such events as the Egg Toss and the infamous Trivia of Death. He also protects mere mortals from the dangers of the burning bonfire!

The God of Fire ascends to Earth every year in the form of the mortal who most resembles the God himself. That mortal is Kevin Charest, and should be approached with caution. Appeasing him with beer and young maidens is the safest way to win his favor. However, mortals take heed, this is the one God you do not want to anger, for his actions are swift and severe, and somewhat unpredictable!