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Bill and Patricia Anderson astounded friends and family with
the news that they had found their youngest son, Michael, in a blackened
crater created by a falling meteorite, somewhere in the Kansas plains. Even
more astounding, they said, was that he seemed to have incredible powers
ranging from superhuman strength to x-ray vision. While they revealed years
later that this was all a story they had fabricated for laughs, nevertheless
the legend of Mike Anderson, a.k.a. the God of Merriment had begun.
After long
hours squinting at the girls' bathroom wall revealed no superpowers, Mike
quickly realized that leaping tall buildings was not his thing. Refocusing
his attention on the forces of joviality and mirth, the God of Merriment
was born. You will see his works at any successful social gathering, where
people speak, laugh and sing freely, unencumbered by the normal constraints
placed on "everyday life." His abilities to raise spirits allow one to forget
cares and worries, if only for a short while. While generally a pleasant
and benevolent god, the God of Merriment is quick to punish those who overindulge
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His
power to inspire and unite is great, but his wrath is equally intense. Those
who defy his creed of moderation fall prey to ignorant or aggressive behavior,
and later a splitting headache. This June, the God of Merriment will be
focusing his attention on Riverside Street in Portland, where all who embrace
his power will be rewarded with good food, fine drink, and hearty laughter.
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