On December 25, 1974, in the Glidden family living room, sounds of giggles and ripping paper give way to peals of excitement as little 4-year-old Pammy first realizes an important lesson. With a toss of her curly head and a yelp of "Cake!", Pammy proudly displays her

new Easy-Bake-Oven, complete with light bulb and brownie mixes. Gaining the immediate attention of everyone in the room, she learns early that the key to fellowship is food!
From that morning on, Pam devoted her waking hours to feeding people. As a pre-teen, she transformed the average cube steak into an exotic Oriental Surprise through the magic of onions and peppers. As a high school student, she waited tables at her family's restaurant, growing ever more interested in the art of presentation. In college, her work at a local sandwich shop took her culinary skills to soaring heights, each experience proving time and time again that "if you feed people, they have to like you."
In June, the God of Sustenance will once again attempt to bring people together. As always, Pam wishes to see the smiles on the faces of those she's fed as they relish the delicacies she lays before them, and to hear comments like "Ooo...have you tried the green thing? Its delish!" as she happily tends the grill. But this time, she has an agenda. More than hearing the compliments, more than accepting the accolades, more than triumphing in the belches, Pam wants to fill the bellies of her friends so completely and so utterly that their drunken bodies won't litter her lawn later on.